Close the Lid!!

Did you hear about that slacker mother who didn’t get around to feeding her children frozen fish sticks until nearly 8pm?  She seemed to feel kind of bad about that until she had to fish her scissors out of the clean toilet.  She was way over it once she had to then retrieve a motorcycle helmet out of yet another used toilet.  Now she has to go boil planet Earth.  Saving grace is that the Little Couple is back on tonight!